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- Ilmari Hopeainen, Mayor and CEO of Helsinki
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ABOUT
Welcome to the job board of the Corporate City State of Helsinki (CCSH)! We work with various partners to provide you with tasks that can be done from any location within the Helsinki metropolitan area provided with safe local network access point. Available jobs are displayed here together with information about the tasks, employers and immediate credit reward given for completing the task.
Outstanding performance in tasks may be rewarded with a possibility to apply for citizenship. Possible applicants will be informed immediately after a sufficient quantity of tasks has been completed. Unfortunately, we cannot inform you about the exact amount of tasks that must be performed to yield citizenship due to the differing nature and challenge level of the tasks. In addition, our partners at Dvergar Co. have agreed to lend surplus robotics equipment at a substantial discount for all registered users of the job board. This equipment may be retrieved from Dvergar's automated factories starting from the 19th of October, 2042.
By applying for a task you agree to a full non-disclosure agreement to keep Employer Confidential Information strictly confidential. You may not disclose the Employer Confidential Information to any person without the Employer’s prior written consent, and then only under conditions of confidentiality. Any breach of this non-disclosure agreement will lead to imminent suspension of your SIN (Secure Identity Number) account for anywhere from 1 month to 12 months.
Credits are paid directly to your cryptoaccount through our third-party verified servers by receiving cryptokey for your credit deposit. Full list of cross verification is available through our contact services. Your cryptoaccount credentials are received automatically by logging in to our site using automatic SIN account verification. SIN account verification has been provided to the CCSH by Huawei-Nokia router services. If you have no SIN account, you can create one automatically by submitting your DNA sample and retinal scan at the nearest SIN scanner station. Please take note that only inter-City transfers are allowed from this job board. Forwarding payments will lead to severe consequences due to City penal code no: 10923 and Finnish law (using the pre-revision version of 2036 where applicable). All rights are reserved.
Posters posters
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MISSION
- Employer : Corporate City State of Helsinki
- Payment: ??? Credits
- Strange posters and stickers sighted all around Helsinki.
- sleuth
/*It has come to our attention that the hacktivist group known as "U9R1SE" may be trying to manipulate public opinion through posters and stickers found all around Helsinki, in addition to strange videos and posts found on the Helsinki Intranet. The works of the hacktivists often hide illegal credit codes in an encrypted form.
If you discover any of these illegal codes (in the format CR3xx-one-word-another), please report them to the credit system built by Dvergar as soon as it comes online. Effective workers will be rewarded graciously by the CCSH Department of Economy and Fiscal Policy.*/
Pressure
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MISSION
- Employer : Corporate City State of Helsinki
- Payment: 100 Credits
- Broken autonomous pressure valve.
- locational
/*Are you capable of handling pressure? Corporate City State of Helsinki Private Transportation Systems (HPTS) need a capable software engineer to fix remote pressure valve in lower-Helsinki transportation system. Send an email to ccsh.maintenance@yahoo.com to get the link!*/
Watchful
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MISSION
- Employer : Corporate City State of Helsinki Police Department
- Payment: 50 Credits
- Identify suspect responsible for breaking equilibrium between AGIs.
- locational
/*CCSHPD would like to identify a suspected double agent attempting to further destabilize the situation inside Helsinki by upsetting the fragile balance between Athene and Ares. Normally we would use facial recognition models, but processing power is scarce right now, forcing us to rely on Anthropic Processing. The suspect should be wearing a t-shirt with a suspicious pattern on it. Image here.*/
CCSH Emergency Notice #1
The Corporate City State of Helsinki apologizes for the interruption in citizen's schedules due to the ongoing emergency.
Despite the lack of basic necessities in many areas of the city, we remind citizens to remain calm, as plans for increasing the gruel supply are already underway. Do not panic.
Human Intelligence Tasks are currently unavailable, but will be released later as schedule permits.
Further information on the barrier enveloping the city and other such minor inconveniences will be made available later by our trusted partners at Dvergar, along with some job offers of course.
CCSH Emergency Notice #2
The CCSH Job board has been restored to working condition. The help of every resident-employee is required. Due to database corruption, jobs prior to the current crisis have been lost. In addition, login will not be possible at this time.
Our partners at Dvergar are currently instituting a new system for handling citizen credit codes. We will hyperlink to the new system as soon as final pentesting has been concluded.
CCSH Emergency Notice #3
Our partners at Dvergar have instituted a new system for handling citizen credit codes. You may find instructions for using the new system here.
tl;dr try the command 'nc credits.hel-jobs.eu 12345' -- U9R1SE